Warren ThaxterAug 2, 20201 min readWitizims from WarrenIf God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.
Witizims from WarrenWhy do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Witizims from WarrenWhy do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...
Witizims from WarrenWhy do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
