Warren ThaxterOct 19, 20201 min readWitizims from WarrenWhy is it that people say they slept like a baby; when babies wake up likeevery two hours?
Witizims from WarrenWhy do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Witizims from WarrenWhy do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...
Witizims from WarrenWhy do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
