Warren ThaxterOct 6, 20201 min readWitizims from WarrenMoney cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvettethan on a bicycle.
Witizims from WarrenWhy do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Witizims from WarrenWhy do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...
Witizims from WarrenWhy do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
