Witizims from Warren

REMEMBER, a day without a smile is like a day without sunshine! And a day

without sunshine is, like.....night!!!!

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?