Warren ThaxterSep 4, 20201 min readWitizims from WarrenWhy is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off thetable you always manage to knock something else over?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off thetable you always manage to knock something else over?
Witizims from WarrenWhy do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Witizims from WarrenWhy do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...
Witizims from WarrenWhy do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
