Witizims from Warren

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we

supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the

postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the

mail?

Recent Posts

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?