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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 23, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 22, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 21, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 20, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 19, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
Why is it that people say they slept like a baby; when babies wake up like every two hours?
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 18, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 17, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
What disease did cured ham actually have?
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 16, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 15, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 13, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 12, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband.
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 11, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 10, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 9, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 8, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
Forgive your enemy but remember the asshole's name.
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 7, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 6, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
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Warren Thaxter
- Oct 5, 2020
- 1 min
Witizims from Warren
If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
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